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miscaitlin:

are you a prostitute

because youre prosticute 

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ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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secretmindreader:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

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cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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tennants-hair:

horcrux-of-the-superwholocked:

tennants-hair:

have I told you about that time in 5th grade when my school had a blackout and I whispered ”lumos” and the lights came back on

because I just

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You were 11 in 5th grade, yes?

HOLY MOTHER OF-

I KNEW IT FUCK YEAH MY LETTER JUST GOT LOST

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